Laugh
Bank Clerk: I'am sorry but I can't cash
your cheque unless you have some identification
Don't you have any friends in the colony?
Customer: "No I'am the colony's burglar"
2. It was during a financial panic that a farmer went to his bank for some money.
He was told that the bank was not paying out money but was issuing cashier's cheque instead. He could not understand this and insisted on money. The officers explained one after another with little effect.At last, the president tried his hand after long and minute explanation,some inkling of the situation seemed to be dawning on the farmer's mind. Much encouraged,the president said "You understand now, how it is, don't you sir?"
"I think, I do" admitted the farmer. " It's like this, is it not? When my baby wakes up at night and want some milk, I give him a milk ticket."
